Saturday morning dawned foggy and bleak, but surprisingly not too cold which was a good thing as I was planning to dress for a warmish day. Ran around like a headless chook changing sheets on the bed, feeding the chooks, making sure the dog had done what was needful and drove off into the fog. I stopped at Campbell Town as I realised I had forgotten to have breakfast so I bought some sandwiches for on the plane. But they didn't get eaten on the plane as my handbag was removed and put in a locker, me being in the front row by the emergency exit.
On arrival in Melbourne I went to Hertz for the car but discovered that they had run out of small cars of the variety I had booked so had to take a much larger vehicle which turned out to be a good choice for the long drive. It had cruise control which I finally managed to work out by the time I got to Ballarat which made the whole journey a lot easier. There was a little trouble with the credit card as it did not have enough money on it, but luckily my English bank account is still active so it all went onto that and i set off.
Problem was, I had no idea where I was going, but spotted a sign to Sunbury which I remembered was en route and so followed that. Once i got to Sunbury, however, I was hopelessly lost so followed a sign that seemed to be heading west, then another sign, then another and ended up a Gisborne where I was disconcerted to see signs to Castlemaine and Bendigo. Definitely the wrong direction. But since the sun was still in the right position I kept on and finally found a sign to Bacchus Marsh which seemed about right, and from there I was definitely heading in the right direction.
Fortunately I had plenty of time up my sleeve so the diversion was not that problematic. The big problem was that the road has changed and so Ballarat is a side trip, as are all the other landmark towns. The Tarara Road House is now a huge Caltex complex that has a maccas, so I forewent my anticipated Trucker's Lunch and resorted to those sandwiches.
At Stawell I spotted a sign to a quilting exhibition, so broke my journey (and my bank account) by stopping off to have a look. The quilts were spectacular, and this is the one I gave my 'viewer's choice' to.

I also lashed out and bought multiple fabric and a pattern ... The pattern is for a rectangular cushion with the stitchery being a feature of the front panel, some other panels either side and down the right hand side it is ruched - all very arte nouveau.



Following Andrew's directions i found the big blue sign, but there was no driveway anywhere near it. Nor was there a driveway near the rest area with the same name. So after driving around in circles for a while I phoned him. But there was no answer on the mobile and the homephone went to Messenger service. So I left a message asking him to give me a call (but forgot to leave my phone number) and drove into Horsham proper where i found the Exchange Hotel does an excellent coffee. Then I got bored so went for a drive out to College, but once again, the roads have changed, so I got half way to Warracknabeal before turning back to Horsham where i called into a bottle shop and picked up some wine. I spotted a box of little white boxes that intrigued me so I asked and they gave me one. Here is what was inside - it is a radio, believe it or not!

I then headed out toward the big blue signs, and discovered that the one on the Horsham side had a driveway near it. So I went down the driveway and found I had arrived safely.
It being Grand Final replay weekend, and me being in Victoria, everyone was sprawled in front of a large wide-screen telly watching the play. It was a little overwhelming to walk into a room full of strangers who, on closer examination turned out to be old friends, but then it has been many years since I had seen any of them, and even Andrew, who I have seem most recently, it was 1983 at the time... As you know, I had anticipated sleeping on the floor so was thrilled when a mattress, pillow and doona were wheeled out for my use. I shared a room with PB who was one of my closest friends at college and we got to talk about all manner of things.
Fortunately we were all Collingwood supporters (or if we weren't no-one was letting on) and so we had a good start to the evening with a thrashing for the Saints. I had carefully selected my little black dress as it has a black and white flounce that peeks out of a slit down the side when you walk. As an exercise in caution, I had also packed some red stockings, but fortunately they were not needed and I wore my grey tights instead. And so we departed to the dinner. There was some debate about driving and whether to catch taxis, but we concluded that we should drive in, then re-evaluate the situation on departure. As it was we ended up driving both ways, so it is a good thing the local coppers were busy monitoring the town's many pubs for footyfan celebrations. In my souped up silver car with double exhaust pipes and spoiler on the back it would have been hard to convince them I was a responsible citizen in normal life, lol.
The dinner was, as all such things are, a little average in the food department, but each place setting had a souvenir wine glass and I actually managed to get mine home safely. Speeches were hilarious - first an old student from the 1940s, then Scottie - who was the first female student at the college and was still there as a third year when I arrived. She was actually the person who managed to manoeuvre the college into allowing female students, but that first year, all four female students had to live off campus to maintain proprieties. Then another chap came along who had been a student after us, but had come back as a lecturer and he told all manner of tales, many of which originated during out period at college. The best one, of course, was the one about the brand new tractor that we convinced the administration had been driven into a dam. It was actually hidden in a hay stack, but the tracks went up to the dam edge, and there was an exhaust pipe emerging above the water at the deepest point so all the evidence pointed to it having been sunk and destroyed. They hated April Fools Day when we were there... Though they got their own back the year we stacked bales of hay across the college driveway. A lecturer got up early, spotted the bales and ran screaming into the dorm yelling that there had been a school bus crash into the bales, injuring small children and so forth, which sent students helterskelter for the phones and calling emergency services (who had all been primed and so did not turn out). When it all sorted itself out the lecturer pointed out that April Fools Day was not just for students, lol.
We posed for the obligatory group photo, and Daisy, Andrew's partner, took it so we could all be there, present and correct (at least the ones of our year who attended). That's me in the middle of the back row.

Then back to Andrew's house were we sat around chatting till 2 in the morning, at which stage I went to bed. Surprisingly enough we were all up by 8 the next morning (daylight savings having intervened, so it was really 7 am) and i was one of the last to emerge. It took me some time to realise I was also the only one still in PJs, the others having showered and dressed already...

We were treated to an endless breakfast of coffee, eggs, bacon, orange juice and so forth before heading to College for the Recovery at eleventhirty. That was, of course a very tame affair by our standards, being organised by the administration, but gave us a chance to check out all the photos and other memorabilia that had been organised by the staff. There was bus tours of the campus organised, but we opted to do our own walking tour around the remembered places.
It was so sad. The college started to go downhill shortly after we left though the Principle tried to keep it going. By the time i visited in the '80s it was no longer running the three-year course we had enrolled for (and some of us even completed!) but was running short courses on a variety of subjects. Then Melbourne Uni took over the place and let it run down even further, as the academics could not get their head around the idea it was practical farming that was taught there, not research for the sake of research. Once our principal retired, the new chap came in a threw out all of the images, records and documentation that had been accumulated over the years. They do not even own a complete set of the college magazine ... So sad
Our old haunts are unrecognisable, though the dormitory accommodation has not been updated since our day (well, the bathrooms now have individual cubicles with doors on them in the shower area, but the tiles are the same, the urinals are still boxed off as they were to protect our maidenly modesty back in 1974 and so forth). The rooms even seem to have the same beds in them, and certainly the same bookshelves and built-in desks.
But out on the farm the devastation was heartbreaking. All that remains of the piggery is the cesspool where unlucky first years were dunked if they offended their seniors

The butchery where we learned to slaughter animals is derelict and all that remains is the boiler in which water was heated for processing the pigs

The dairy was just a building - no bales, no nothing. And the office off the building still contained all the teaching material that its last occupant had used, like the Marie Celeste.

and the chook sheds are gone. Not a sign of them anywhere ... The orchard has been bull-dozed. The old Homestead, which was the principal's residence has been partitioned off and is no longer part of the campus. Nothing is left but the people.
After that rather depressing tour, we returned to the quadrangle where they were serving lunch and caught up with our old princpal, who seems to have forgiven us our misdeeds and was glad to catch up and chat with us all. He even introduced me to the new principal (the most recent appointment) as 'I remember this little girl when she first arrived ...' and went on to recount his horror when confronted with a slender girl wearing a violet peplum-waisted summer suit and a wide lavendar straw hat at the station, and his subsequent relief when the next day I turned out in shorts, singlet top and blundstones for the Farm Tour that was obligatory for students arriving for interview.
The time came to leave and i decided to take the back road to the highway, and inevitably missed the correct turn off. But that was a good thing as I came across the Yarriambiack Creek, which was the scene of many an illegal barbecue on a College sheep that had been illlictly slaughtered, then hung in a spare bedroom until the barbecue date arrived, to be consumed along with home brew developed in the ceiling of the residential wing.

And here is evidence of past misdeeds on the Yarriambiack - I took the photo, so no point looking for me in the scrum ...

I eventually found Stawell and so was on my way back to the airport. Won't bore you with the details of the trip home, no real adventures. Was so whacked when I arrived home that that absence of any lights did not help at all. So I staggered out to the front, found my key courtesy of the streetlights, and let myself in the front door to the great delight of the dog and cats. Who naturally all demanded to be fed again.
Slept till 8:30 this morning, and have done diddly-squat all day. Though I am feeling slightly less shattered than I was this morning.